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this is a story that i have never told

amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

(via jessicagulledge)

how do fourteen year olds get pregnant, I can’t even get a high five from a guy

(Quelle: aiiimeeee, via idgafwuhtuthink)

thatonepleb:

Me trying to finish something important on time:

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(via fahbulus)

starllex:

"So where do you work?" 

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(via idgafwuhtuthink)

“hey i love your blog follow back?”

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(Quelle: nickiminajvevo, via idgafwuhtuthink)

"Sie sagen zwar “Du bist nicht dick”, aber sie sagen nie “Du bist dünn”."
- Großer Unterschied.. (via keinekraftzumleben)

(Quelle: einsamliebende, via xversagerx)